NATIONAL MEATBALL DAY

[Michael Bush]

How is a meatball different than a meteor?
It?s meatier.

Why did the meatballs tell the spaghetti to go to sleep?
It was pasta bedtime.

I was recently out with some friends at a buffet restaurant.
I ate this Swedish meatball and said, "This tastes more Norwegian to me."
My friend replied immediately, "How could you possibly know that?"
I replied, "I was going to tell you, but you didn't let me Finnish!"

Where do poor meatballs live?
The Spaghetto.

What Do You Call Vegan Swedish Meatballs?
Meatish Swedeballs

Where did the two hamburgers go to dance?
The meatball