THINGS I THINK ARE FUNNY

It's a little known fact that a person uses their ears quite a lot while golfing, and Trump was a little worried after the assassination attempt.

The good news is that the injury hasn't hurt his game. He's just got a hole in one.

animal · July 23, 2024, 01:01:52 PM

Multiple choice:

Why did Trump survive the assassination attempt ?
a. The shooter was way to the left.
b.It was an act of God, now he's a holey man.
c.It was just a low caliber piercing and an ear ring.

Some might object to jokes about the attempt on Trump?s life because of the seriousness of the topic and such. However, being that he was hit in the upper part of the ear, neither the shot nor a joke about it, could be considered a lobe blow.

Summary of the event: A malcontent caught Trump's ear ... but the guy being 20 years old, the response went in one ear and out the other.

Ben Framed · July 23, 2024, 08:19:43 PM

Quote from: animal on July 23, 2024, 12:12:59 PM
It's a little known fact that a person uses their ears quite a lot while golfing, and Trump was a little worried after the assassination attempt.

The good news is that the injury hasn't hurt his game. He's just got a hole in one.

Mmmmm!

animal · August 13, 2024, 01:51:13 PM

On his deathbed, Henry was talking to his wife Sue and says:

"I'm sorry I'm even asking this but it has troubled me from time to time, and for a long time. I just need to know so I can be at peace. In our 50 years together, have you ever been unfaithful to me?"

As gently as Sue could, she confessed, "yes, and more than once, but it was for you. I hope you can forgive me."

He asked,"How can that be? I don't understand."

Sue: "Well, remember when we first got together ... and you were arrested ... and we didn't have any money for a lawyer. I found a lawyer to defend you and prove your innocence at no charge? Well, I had to pay him in other ways."

Henry: "Our lives would have been ruined otherwise, and it was a long time ago. That's easy to forgive, but not the only time?"

Sue: "Well, remember when you were in the hospital, needed heart surgery and we couldn't afford it. I visited the surgeon that night and he did the surgery the next day without charging us."

Henry: "That saved my life, and you didn't know what else to do, so that's also easy to forgive. I feel so much better now that you've told me these things. Were those the only times?"

Sue: "Well ..... remember when you were running for president of your golf club and needed 86 more votes ?"

Salvo · September 23, 2024, 11:13:11 PM

Babe! I luv ya! But,...............

https://www.facebook.com/reel/2560069240861208

And she laughs???!!!

Sal

Salvo · September 27, 2024, 01:19:17 AM

Hi Folks,

Voting advice by Andrew Lloyd Webber:

We have ways of making you vote for us,... and ways of making you abstain.

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C8-K3HEoGq1/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link&igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

Sal

Salvo · October 07, 2024, 12:26:51 PM

Hi Folks,

Where's the scissors?

https://youtu.be/whLeL1JGq9k

Sal

Terri Yaki · October 10, 2024, 12:42:51 PM

I think this is funny. Your opinion might vary.

https://x.com/stillgray/status/1844398788355686647

Salvo · October 13, 2024, 11:32:34 PM

Hi Folks,

Don't be taking a swig of anything as you watch this:

https://www.facebook.com/reel/522985600365591

Sal

Terri Yaki · October 14, 2024, 07:15:35 AM

Oh my!

Salvo · October 17, 2024, 08:40:38 AM

Is this funny... or what? What eva it is,... it's cute.

https://www.facebook.com/reel/492090796851071

Sal

Salvo · October 24, 2024, 10:29:29 AM

Funny HOW? I make you laugh?

https://www.facebook.com/reel/535630505773080

Remember when AI meant artificial insemination?

Sal