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Title: Especially for Bjornbee.
Post by: iddee on January 31, 2011, 04:27:00 PM

A tough looking biker was riding his Harley when he sees a girl about to jump off a bridge so he stops.

"What are you doing?" he asks.

"I'm going to commit a suicide," she says.

While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an opportunity he asked "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a Kiss?"

So, she does.

After she's finished, the biker says, "Wow! That was the best Kiss I have ever had. That's a real talent you are wasting. You could be famous.

Why are you committing suicide?"

"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl......"

Title: Re: Especially for Bjornbee.
Post by: hardwood on January 31, 2011, 04:32:43 PM

As a cross dressing Biker that joke deeply offends me iddee :)

Title: Re: Especially for Bjornbee.
Post by: iddee on January 31, 2011, 04:43:26 PM

It would take a hardwood or an irwin to come back with that one. :lau:

Title: Re: Especially for Bjornbee.
Post by: Jerrymac on January 31, 2011, 06:12:21 PM

You should see this picture my mom has of me when I was a wee lad. I was dressed as a witch for a Halloween best costume contest. Yes a female witch :roll:

I won the contest, and you should have seen all the surprised looks when I took off the wig and a few other things. A lot of folks thought I was a girl. :-D

Title: Re: Especially for Bjornbee.
Post by: AllenF on January 31, 2011, 06:52:01 PM

Good joke. :-D

Title: Re: Especially for Bjornbee.
Post by: BjornBee on January 31, 2011, 08:05:23 PM

I know you probably will not understand me saying this, ...... but good joke. ;)

Title: Re: Especially for Bjornbee.
Post by: Humanbeeing on February 01, 2011, 03:15:32 AM

That's a really good joke. He could go ahead and take her/him home. After all, it's like riding a Honda. It's fun til your biker buddies see you doing it.

Title: Re: Especially for Bjornbee.
Post by: BjornBee on February 01, 2011, 10:08:48 AM

Quote from: Humanbeeing on February 01, 2011, 03:15:32 AM
That's a really good joke. He could go ahead and take her/him home. After all, it's like riding a Honda. It's fun til your biker buddies see you doing it.

:lau:

I'm still laughing just thinking of the different reactions of the readers.

Title: Re: Especially for Bjornbee.
Post by: AllenF on February 01, 2011, 10:56:15 AM

:lau: :lau:

Title: Re: Especially for Bjornbee.
Post by: Irwin on February 01, 2011, 05:28:05 PM

Quote from: hardwood on January 31, 2011, 04:32:43 PM
As a cross dressing Biker that joke deeply offends me iddee :)

That give's me an Idea for a video :shock: :evil:

Title: Re: Especially for Bjornbee.
Post by: G3farms on February 02, 2011, 08:03:50 PM

Quote from: Jerrymac on January 31, 2011, 06:12:21 PM
I won the contest, and you should have seen all the surprised looks when I took off the wig and a few other things. A lot of folks thought I was a girl. :-D

They thought you were a girl??? was this before or after you took off the wig and a few other things?!?!?

:lau: :lau: :lau:

Title: Re: Especially for Bjornbee.
Post by: Jerrymac on February 02, 2011, 08:29:51 PM

Well it was cold that day :oops:

Title: Re: Especially for Bjornbee.
Post by: hardwood on February 02, 2011, 09:05:21 PM

:lau:

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