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iddee

January 31, 2011, 04:27:00 PM
A tough looking biker was riding his Harley when he sees a girl about to jump off a bridge so he stops.


"What are you doing?" he asks.


"I'm going to commit a suicide," she says.


While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an opportunity he asked "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a Kiss?"


So, she does.


After she's finished, the biker says, "Wow! That was the best Kiss I have ever had. That's a real talent you are wasting. You could be famous.


Why are you committing suicide?"


"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl......"


"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"

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hardwood

#1
January 31, 2011, 04:32:43 PM
As a cross dressing Biker that joke deeply offends me iddee :)
"In the first place, we should insist that if the immigrant who comes here in good faith becomes an American and assimilates himself to us, he shall be treated on an exact equality with everyone else, for it is an outrage to discriminate against any such man because of creed, or birthplace, or origin. But this is predicated upon the person's becoming in every facet an American, and nothing but an American...There can be no divided allegiance here. Any man who says he is an American, but something else also, isn't an American at all. We have room for but one flag, the American flag...We have room for but one language here, and that is the English language...And we have room for but one sole loyalty and that is a loyalty to the American people."

Theodore Roosevelt 1907

iddee

#2
January 31, 2011, 04:43:26 PM
It would take a hardwood or an irwin to come back with that one.  :lau:
"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"

*Shel Silverstein*

Jerrymac

#3
January 31, 2011, 06:12:21 PM
You should see this picture my mom has of me when I was a wee lad. I was dressed as a witch for a Halloween best costume contest. Yes a female witch  :roll:

I won the contest, and you should have seen all the surprised looks when I took off the wig and a few other things. A lot of folks thought I was a girl.  :-D
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AllenF

#4
January 31, 2011, 06:52:01 PM
Good joke.    :-D

BjornBee

#5
January 31, 2011, 08:05:23 PM
I know you probably will not understand me saying this, ...... but good joke.  ;)

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Humanbeeing

#6
February 01, 2011, 03:15:32 AM
That's a really good joke. He could go ahead and take her/him home. After all, it's like riding a Honda. It's fun til your biker buddies see you doing it.
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February 01, 2011, 10:08:48 AM
Quote from: Humanbeeing on February 01, 2011, 03:15:32 AM
That's a really good joke. He could go ahead and take her/him home. After all, it's like riding a Honda. It's fun til your biker buddies see you doing it.

:lau:

I'm still laughing just thinking of the different reactions of the readers. 
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#8
February 01, 2011, 10:56:15 AM
 :lau: :lau:

Irwin

#9
February 01, 2011, 05:28:05 PM
Quote from: hardwood on January 31, 2011, 04:32:43 PM
As a cross dressing Biker that joke deeply offends me iddee :)
That give's me an Idea for a video :shock: :evil:
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#10
February 02, 2011, 08:03:50 PM
Quote from: Jerrymac on January 31, 2011, 06:12:21 PM
I won the contest, and you should have seen all the surprised looks when I took off the wig and a few other things. A lot of folks thought I was a girl.  :-D

They thought you were a girl??? was this before or after you took off the wig and a few other things?!?!?

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#11
February 02, 2011, 08:29:51 PM
Well it was cold that day  :oops:
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hardwood

#12
February 02, 2011, 09:05:21 PM
 :lau:
"In the first place, we should insist that if the immigrant who comes here in good faith becomes an American and assimilates himself to us, he shall be treated on an exact equality with everyone else, for it is an outrage to discriminate against any such man because of creed, or birthplace, or origin. But this is predicated upon the person's becoming in every facet an American, and nothing but an American...There can be no divided allegiance here. Any man who says he is an American, but something else also, isn't an American at all. We have room for but one flag, the American flag...We have room for but one language here, and that is the English language...And we have room for but one sole loyalty and that is a loyalty to the American people."

Theodore Roosevelt 1907
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