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MEMBER & GUEST INTERACTION SECTION => HUMOR IS A FUNNY THING => Topic started by: Bee Happy on February 01, 2011, 01:23:05 PM

Title: spinoff thread from: (Not) the management.
Post by: Bee Happy on February 01, 2011, 01:23:05 PM
        It seems that almost any joke can find it's way into offending someone, whether it's a little or a lot; because the components for "Joke"usually mean that someone is surprised/duped/shocked - and someone else surprises/wins/shocks. The solution has been in front of us for millennia - Jokes which include human beings are GOING to offend someone to some degree. Given the recently invented "right not to be offended" the solution must be implemented forthwith - post haste - ex post juris nauseam - ad vomitora: All Jokes shall now be required to replace as their characters, BLOCKS OF WOOD and ROCKS. Sincerely - me.

    ...So this chunk of Mexican Ironwood and 2 chunks of Iraqi sandstone are in an Irish bar hitting on some Georgia Peachwood from a trailer park when a flake of San Francisco tiger's eye  rolls in...
Title: Re: spinoff thread from: (Not) the management.
Post by: Kathyp on February 01, 2011, 01:37:19 PM
 :shock:

:lau: :lau:
Title: Re: spinoff thread from: (Not) the management.
Post by: hardwood on February 01, 2011, 01:39:28 PM
 X:X X:X X:X
Title: Re: spinoff thread from: (Not) the management.
Post by: AllenF on February 01, 2011, 02:54:19 PM
 :lau: :lau: :lau: :lau: :lau: :lau: :lau:
Title: Re: spinoff thread from: (Not) the management.
Post by: iddee on February 01, 2011, 03:47:14 PM
 :lau: :lau: :lau:
Title: Re: spinoff thread from: (Not) the management.
Post by: iddee on February 01, 2011, 03:50:48 PM
I think if your goal is to sanitize jokes,

You are in polluted purgatory without a proper means of location.
Title: Re: spinoff thread from: (Not) the management.
Post by: Irwin on February 01, 2011, 05:12:20 PM
Quote from: iddee on February 01, 2011, 03:50:48 PM
I think if your goal is to sanitize jokes,

You are in polluted purgatory without a proper means of location.
LMAO  :lau: :lau: :lau:
Title: Re: spinoff thread from: (Not) the management.
Post by: Bee Happy on February 01, 2011, 06:00:22 PM
Quote from: iddee on February 01, 2011, 03:50:48 PM
I think if your goal is to sanitize jokes,

You are in polluted purgatory without a proper means of location.
I forgot to include some degree of misdirection as a setup element in most jokes too.  :buttkick:
Title: Re: spinoff thread from: (Not) the management.
Post by: Jerrymac on February 02, 2011, 12:55:18 PM
I did a joke about spiders and it ended up with five pages of bickering  :idunno:
Title: Re: spinoff thread from: (Not) the management.
Post by: bull on February 02, 2011, 06:07:46 PM
its just that time of year, ive had my head bit off everwhere ive been. :-X
Title: Re: spinoff thread from: (Not) the management.
Post by: starbits on March 27, 2011, 12:47:21 AM
Since there are no longer any Hittites jokes about them should offend no one.   

So there were these two Hittites, Ole and Lena....

Starbits