spinoff thread from: (Not) the management.

[Bee Happy]

        It seems that almost any joke can find it's way into offending someone, whether it's a little or a lot; because the components for "Joke"usually mean that someone is surprised/duped/shocked - and someone else surprises/wins/shocks. The solution has been in front of us for millennia - Jokes which include human beings are GOING to offend someone to some degree. Given the recently invented "right not to be offended" the solution must be implemented forthwith - post haste - ex post juris nauseam - ad vomitora: All Jokes shall now be required to replace as their characters, BLOCKS OF WOOD and ROCKS. Sincerely - me.

    ...So this chunk of Mexican Ironwood and 2 chunks of Iraqi sandstone are in an Irish bar hitting on some Georgia Peachwood from a trailer park when a flake of San Francisco tiger's eye  rolls in...

[Kathyp]

 :shock:

:lau: :lau:

[hardwood]

 X:X X:X X:X

[AllenF]

 :lau: :lau: :lau: :lau: :lau: :lau: :lau:

[iddee]

 :lau: :lau: :lau:

[iddee]

I think if your goal is to sanitize jokes,

You are in polluted purgatory without a proper means of location.

[Irwin]

I think if your goal is to sanitize jokes,

You are in polluted purgatory without a proper means of location.

LMAO  :lau: :lau: :lau:

[Bee Happy]

I think if your goal is to sanitize jokes,

You are in polluted purgatory without a proper means of location.

I forgot to include some degree of misdirection as a setup element in most jokes too.  :buttkick:

[Jerrymac]

I did a joke about spiders and it ended up with five pages of bickering  :idunno:

[bull]

its just that time of year, ive had my head bit off everwhere ive been. :-X

[starbits]

Since there are no longer any Hittites jokes about them should offend no one.   

So there were these two Hittites, Ole and Lena....

Starbits