I looked around and much to my surprise, there is no jokes or funnies thread? If there is, just move this to it and we shall carry on.
Anyhow, I get my share of X (formerly known as Twitter) and sometimes there just some funny stuff on there, here's one of them. 'Wait for it' as we say when you gotta see the ending.
https://twitter.com/NoContextHumans/status/1718296610818388238 (https://twitter.com/NoContextHumans/status/1718296610818388238)
"Humor is a funny thing" below coffee house, then 2A, then Constitution, and you're there. Ben's kill your wife joke that you commented on was in it. :smile:
My bet is Kathy or 15th will be coming along and move this there soon. Females cleaning stuff up ya know, natural proclivity. Well, would've been my bet if I hadn't said something, that is.
It's like when you want a sammich ... leave the stuff on the counter but don't say anything. If you can manage a stomach growl you're golden .. otherwise they may get confused and put the stuff up, but say something, and they won't make the sammich.
and, gotta appreciate a well-executed strike LOL :cheesy:
just one example of many, of what you will find in the humor section, "HUMOR IS A FUNNY THING"
https://beemaster.com/forum/index.php?topic=51840.msg460688#msg460688
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most. I guess this one can be deleted or moved, whatever the mods desire.
They're pretty laid back here. Besides, by the "rules", I think this could fit here and in at least 2 other categories.
My wife and I got a real kick out of the video, btw. (reminded me of our vicious little daughters when they were that age) :cool:
quote, 15th
"This topic has been moved to HUMOR IS A FUNNY THING, because I do my job irrespective of whether animal pokes fun at me for doing so. ;D"
:shocked: YOU GO GIRL !
did ya notice that Ben left it on the counter, so to speak :cheesy:
:cheesy: :cheesy: I did notice, but I'm more organized than he is. :cool:
or maybe he just left it out for one of the girls ?
what about this one ? or YOU GO DUDE ! :cheesy:
https://beemaster.com/forum/index.php?topic=56887.msg522744#msg522744
Quote from: animal on October 29, 2023, 12:39:31 PM
quote, 15th
"This topic has been moved to HUMOR IS A FUNNY THING, because I do my job irrespective of whether animal pokes fun at me for doing so. ;D"
:shocked: YOU GO GIRL !
did ya notice that Ben left it on the counter, so to speak :cheesy:
Quote from: The15thMember on October 29, 2023, 12:49:25 PM
:cheesy: :cheesy: I did notice, but I'm more organized than he is. :cool:
lol, Since Terri
s' question; Ben has, or should I say,
(had), been
'busy' working on the
many "what day it is" jokes in the HUMOR IS A FUNNY THING heading. (There are about 4 pages of Specified
"What day it is stuff" there), which is smothering out the other good (normal jokes).
By organizing and placing 'all of the specified' "what day it is stuff" under one title will take some time and doing, in order to organize all of that under one specific title .;
But; Since Reagan is so good at organizing, I have 'now' decided to leave it to her and let her do it! :shocked: :wink: :cool: :grin:
"Thank you both!!!" :cheesy:
Quote from: animal on October 29, 2023, 01:02:21 PM
what about this one ? or YOU GO DUDE ! :cheesy:
I did think that was a little bit of a liner, but it could have generated some sort of legitimate serious discussion. It didn't, which is fine. :grin:
https://twitter.com/PapiTrumpo/status/1719464136294170634 (https://twitter.com/PapiTrumpo/status/1719464136294170634)
This is no joke but it is kind of funny and might even fit well in another thread but I couldn't figure out which one.
https://twitter.com/gunsnrosesgirl3/status/1719680695679828094 (https://twitter.com/gunsnrosesgirl3/status/1719680695679828094)
Cuz why not?
https://youtu.be/kn-AB78kvvE
Sal
AI generated Biden ad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkByb5sqMGo (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkByb5sqMGo)
If this doesn't make you laugh, seek help.
https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/18g2lty/get_out_of_my_way/ (https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/18g2lty/get_out_of_my_way/)
https://twitter.com/Kenblazed/status/1734066747563499766 (https://twitter.com/Kenblazed/status/1734066747563499766)
I had a cat that knew that the doorknob was the secret and it was funny to watch her stretch up and hit it. She was unable to close the deal though.
https://twitter.com/BreitbartNews/status/1736942219519459435 (https://twitter.com/BreitbartNews/status/1736942219519459435)
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Uuuuu lol
Good one!
If that was in Baker County, I would be paying him a visit one night to put out the electrical fire. 😡
https://twitter.com/MehakCH89597192/status/1739737999620157724 (https://twitter.com/MehakCH89597192/status/1739737999620157724)
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One of my cats was messing around and got her head caught in the string handles on a small shopping bag. She rarely runs around that fast, now that was funny.
We had that happen with a cat once. It's kind of horrible, but also hilarious! :cheesy: We still talk about it today, and this happened like 20 years ago.
Had a cat once ...
that if he *somehow* got a bit of scotch tape stuck on each front paw, he would prance around the room like a Tennessee Walker ...
not horrible at all. that's what cats are for :cool:
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/-IYkykKxai4
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/CYejvRAKNB4
Never give up - must be a beekeeper
https://www.reddit.com/r/Catculations/comments/1atg3q3/a_real_mess/
When puppies are bob tailed, vets recommend cutting their tails off at 3/4 inch from their body. Cat tails should be cut off 1 inch behind their head..
Quote from: iddee on February 19, 2024, 11:52:41 AM
When puppies are bob tailed, vets recommend cutting their tails off at 3/4 inch from their body. Cat tails should be cut off 1 inch behind their head..
:shocked: That's terrible! I know there are cat lovers and cat haters. I'm in the middle with a lean towards lover. We had cats and dogs around the house as a kid and I played with both just fine but I grew into a dog guy at puberty. Then I had problems with other cats marking my house as theirs so I got a cat to solve that problem and the 14 pounder that I got, did just that. She was also one awesome cat and I don't have a bad word to say about her and I miss her to this day. The two that I have now are both tabbies and they aren't as friendly as my painted cats were. Or patched or whatever you want to call them. These two are just solitary cats. According to one of my friends, they do have personalities that are consistent with color, or race as I call it.
lol :grin: I took iddees words about cats as a (funny) being it is posted under the jokes and funnies heading.
I like cats, too. I have had many, but this is under jokes and funnies. This ancient old goat can joke about anything.
Ha! I laughed too and I've got a bob-tailed cat sitting next to me on the couch. She was born bob-tailed though, and with an attitude. :cool:
Quote from: Terri Yaki on February 19, 2024, 12:42:31 PM
Quote from: iddee on February 19, 2024, 11:52:41 AM
When puppies are bob tailed, vets recommend cutting their tails off at 3/4 inch from their body. Cat tails should be cut off 1 inch behind their head..
:shocked: That's terrible! I know there are cat lovers and cat haters. I'm in the middle with a lean towards lover.
I?m with iddee on this, but it sounds like you may be leaning more towards the third rib or so?
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This would be hilarious if it wasn't true. I find it amazing that the whole world can see this except for about 1/2 of America.
https://twitter.com/EndWokeness/status/1761552726570188957
If you don't love this, seek help.
https://www.reddit.com/r/Catculations/comments/1b6ymrb/um_can_we_have_our_babies_back_now/