Jokes and Funnies

[Terri Yaki]

I looked around and much to my surprise, there is no jokes or funnies thread? If there is, just move this to it and we shall carry on.

Anyhow, I get my share of X (formerly known as Twitter) and sometimes there just some funny stuff on there, here's one of them. 'Wait for it' as we say when you gotta see the ending.

https://twitter.com/NoContextHumans/status/1718296610818388238

[animal]

"Humor is a funny thing" below coffee house, then 2A, then Constitution, and you're there. Ben's kill your wife joke that you commented on was in it. 

My bet is Kathy or 15th will be coming along and move this there soon. Females cleaning stuff up ya know, natural proclivity. Well, would've been my bet if I hadn't said something, that is.
It's like when you want a sammich ... leave the stuff on the counter but don't say anything. If you can manage a stomach growl you're golden .. otherwise they may get confused and put the stuff up, but say something, and they won't make the sammich.


and, gotta appreciate a well-executed strike LOL

[Ben Framed]

just one example of many, of what you will find in the humor section,  "HUMOR IS A FUNNY THING"

https://beemaster.com/forum/index.php?topic=51840.msg460688#msg460688

[Terri Yaki]

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most. I guess this one can be deleted or moved, whatever the mods desire.

[animal]

They're pretty laid back here. Besides, by the "rules", I think this could fit here and in at least 2 other categories.

My wife and I got a real kick out of the video, btw. (reminded me of our vicious little daughters when they were that age) 

[animal]

quote, 15th
"This topic has been moved to HUMOR IS A FUNNY THING, because I do my job irrespective of whether animal pokes fun at me for doing so.  ;D"

YOU GO GIRL !

did ya notice that Ben left it on the counter, so to speak 

[The15thMember]

    I did notice, but I'm more organized than he is. 

[animal]

or maybe he just left it out for one of the girls ?

what about this one ? or YOU GO DUDE !


https://beemaster.com/forum/index.php?topic=56887.msg522744#msg522744

[Ben Framed]

quote, 15th
"This topic has been moved to HUMOR IS A FUNNY THING, because I do my job irrespective of whether animal pokes fun at me for doing so.  ;D"

YOU GO GIRL !

did ya notice that Ben left it on the counter, so to speak 

  I did notice, but I'm more organized than he is. 

lol, Since Terris' question; Ben has, or should I say,(had), been 'busy' working on the many "what day it is" jokes in the HUMOR IS A FUNNY THING heading. (There are about 4 pages of Specified
"What day it is stuff" there), which is smothering out the other good (normal jokes).

By organizing and placing 'all of the specified' "what day it is stuff" under one title will take some time and doing, in order to organize all of that under one specific title .;   

But; Since Reagan is so good at organizing, I have 'now' decided to leave it to her and let her do it!       

"Thank you both!!!" 

[The15thMember]

what about this one ? or YOU GO DUDE !

I did think that was a little bit of a liner, but it could have generated some sort of legitimate serious discussion.  It didn't, which is fine. 

[Terri Yaki]

https://twitter.com/PapiTrumpo/status/1719464136294170634

[Terri Yaki]

This is no joke but it is kind of funny and might even fit well in another thread but I couldn't figure out which one.

https://twitter.com/gunsnrosesgirl3/status/1719680695679828094

[salvo]

Cuz why not?

https://youtu.be/kn-AB78kvvE

Sal

[Terri Yaki]

AI generated Biden ad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkByb5sqMGo

[Terri Yaki]

If this doesn't make you laugh, seek help.

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/18g2lty/get_out_of_my_way/

[Terri Yaki]

https://twitter.com/Kenblazed/status/1734066747563499766

[Terri Yaki]

I had a cat that knew that the doorknob was the secret and it was funny to watch her stretch up and hit it. She was unable to close the deal though.

https://twitter.com/BreitbartNews/status/1736942219519459435

[.30WCF]

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[Ben Framed]

Uuuuu lol
Good one!

[BeeMaster2]

If that was in Baker County, I would be paying him a visit one night to put out the electrical fire. 😡