Three guys waiting to get into heaven

[Michael Bush]

There are three guys waiting at the pearly gates to get in.  The first guy is a big burly looking guy and Peter asks him how he died.

"Well, I've always been a jealous man and I was sure my wife was cheating on me.  I came home tonight after work and I just knew there was a man there.  I stormed through our apartment looking for him.  When I got to the kitchen I looked out on the fire escape and I saw a man going down the steps, so in a fit of anger I grabbed the refrigerator and heaved it out the window onto the guy on the fire escape."

Peter says, "ok, you can go in."  The next guy is wearing a uniform and a tool belt and Peter asks him how he died.

"Well, I work for the phone company and I was walking down a fire escape, tracing this wire down the outside of the building when a refrigerator fell on me and killed me."

Peter says, "ok, you can go in."  The next guy is naked and shivering.  Peter asks for his story.

"Well, I was just sitting in this refrigerator, minding my own business..."

[beehappy1950]

Like the jokes but how did the big guy die?

[BeeMaster2]

Like the jokes but how did the big guy die?

He threw the refrigerator and had a heart attack.
Jim

[Michael Bush]

Sorry, I spaced off...

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There are three guys waiting at the pearly gates to get in.  The first guy is a big burly looking guy and Peter asks him how he died.

"Well, I've always been a jealous man and I was sure my wife was cheating on me.  I came home tonight after work and I just knew there was a man there.  I stormed through our apartment looking for him.  When I got to the kitchen I looked out on the fire escape and I saw a man going down the steps, so in a fit of anger I grabbed the refrigerator and heaved it out the window onto the guy on the fire escape and I had a heart attack and died."

Peter says, "ok, you can go in."  The next guy is wearing a uniform and a tool belt and Peter asks him how he died.

"Well, I work for the phone company and I was walking down a fire escape, tracing this wire down the outside of the building when a refrigerator fell on me and killed me."

Peter says, "ok, you can go in."  The next guy is naked and shivering.  Peter asks for his story.

"Well, I was just sitting in this refrigerator, minding my own business..."

[GSF]

 :-D

[jayj200]

His wife hit him with the proverbial fry pan

[BlueBee]

 :-D

[stanisr]

 :lau:  Nice

[Chiefman]

 :-D 8-)

good one