Two guys waiting to get into heaven

[Michael Bush]

This guy gets to heaven and there are two lines, one is miles long and the other just has one guy standing in it.  So the guy walks up to the short line and sees the sign that says "Non-Henpecked men".  He can now see the start of the long line and the sign says "Henpecked men".  He looks at the one guy in the "Non-Henpecked men" line and he's kind of a wimpy looking little guy.  So he asks the guy "Why is the line of Henpecked men miles long and you're the only guy in the "Non-Henpecked men" line?"  And the guy says "I don't know, my wife told me to stand here!"

[Switchback]

 :-D :shock:

[BeeMaster2]

 :th_thumbsupup:

[mikecva]

I feel his pain.   :whip:

[Eric Bosworth]

Maybe I should forward that to my wife...