A guy collapses on the street...

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Michael Bush

November 14, 2014, 10:36:23 PM
A guy collapses on the street and a crowd gathers.  A policeman arrives and checks the guy's vitals while he calls for an ambulance.  Then he asks if there is a priest.  "this man is Catholic and it seems he's dying and he wants a priest.  Is there a priest anywhere in this crowd?"  A man steps forward and says "actually I'm Jewish but I live right next door to the Catholic church and I hear their rituals all the time.  Maybe some of those words might be a comfort to him."  The policeman agrees and the man leans down over the dying man and shouts "B14!  I24!  G5!..."
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November 14, 2014, 11:58:04 PM
 :-D
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November 15, 2014, 08:28:52 PM
 :th_thumbsupup:
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November 15, 2014, 08:32:33 PM
 :-\
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November 16, 2014, 09:48:42 AM
 :-D

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November 16, 2014, 04:36:27 PM
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November 20, 2014, 10:07:06 PM
Bingo!!!!!
All political power comes from the barrel of a gun. The communist party must command all the guns; that way, no guns can ever be used to command the party. ---Mao Tse Tung

Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote. ---Benjamin Franklin

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November 22, 2014, 03:49:20 AM
Eric's line was the best part of joke.

Eric Bosworth

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November 22, 2014, 11:12:39 PM
Why thanks Laurie Bee
All political power comes from the barrel of a gun. The communist party must command all the guns; that way, no guns can ever be used to command the party. ---Mao Tse Tung

Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote. ---Benjamin Franklin
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