Christmas Spirit

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GSF

December 22, 2014, 06:46:48 PM
A lady lost her handbag in the bustle of Christmas shopping. It was found by an honest little boy and returned to her. Looking in her purse, she commented, "Hmmm.... That's funny. When I lost my bag there was a $20 bill in it. Now there are twenty $1 bills."

The boy quickly replied, "That's right, lady. The last time I found a lady's purse, she didn't have any change for a reward."
When the law no longer protects you from the corrupt, but protects the corrupt from you - then you know your nation is doomed.

BlueBee

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December 22, 2014, 07:55:33 PM
 :-D

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December 22, 2014, 10:55:37 PM
 :th_thumbsupup:
"Character is doing the right thing when nobody's looking." J. C. Watts

BeeMaster2

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December 23, 2014, 01:58:27 AM
 :-D
Democracy is 2 wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well armed lamb contesting the vote.
Ben Franklin

tefer2

#4
December 23, 2014, 09:06:47 AM
 :-D

jayj200

#5
December 23, 2014, 08:30:01 PM
That is worth a comment or tww

George Janis

#6
December 29, 2014, 02:55:20 AM
merry christmas :brian:

iddee

#7
December 29, 2014, 10:58:49 AM
Smart kid
"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"

*Shel Silverstein*

BlueBee

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December 31, 2014, 12:21:46 AM
A future Snowden  :laugh:
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