Chuck Norris Facts

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GSF

January 24, 2015, 07:00:36 PM
When Alexander Bell invented the telephone, he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn?t built up the courage to tell him yet.

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that?s why there are no signs of life.

Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic.

Chuck Norris doesn?t call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

Once the cop pulled over Chuck Norris. The cop was lucky to leave with a warning.

Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn?t dead it is just afraid to move.

There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crossed Chuck Norris and lived.

Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience.

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn?t nearly foolish enough to attack him.
When the law no longer protects you from the corrupt, but protects the corrupt from you - then you know your nation is doomed.

BeeMaster2

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January 24, 2015, 07:34:35 PM
 :cheesy:
Democracy is 2 wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well armed lamb contesting the vote.
Ben Franklin

Dallasbeek

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January 24, 2015, 08:44:05 PM
 :angry:
(signed: Chuck Norris)
"Liberty lives in the hearts of men and women; when it dies there, no constitution, no laws, no court can save it." - Judge Learned Hand, 1944

BlueBee

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January 25, 2015, 02:16:45 AM
If I spend a little more time on my total gym, can I become a mini Chuck Norris?  Yep, I bought one about 10 years ago. :cool:

GSF

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January 25, 2015, 07:41:23 AM
Blue, I sent these to my son and he informed me that's about how old they are.
When the law no longer protects you from the corrupt, but protects the corrupt from you - then you know your nation is doomed.

Michael Bush

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January 25, 2015, 05:10:01 PM
Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas...
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January 25, 2015, 09:12:09 PM
 :grin: :grin:
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