Wrong Diagnosis

Started by TwT, August 28, 2007, 03:32:53 PM

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TwT

Subject: Wrong Diagnosis
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> Two medical students were walking along the street when they saw an old man walking with his legs spread apart.
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> One of the students said to his friend: "I'm sure he has Petry Syndrome. Those people walk just like that."
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> The other student says: "No, I don't think so. The old man surely has Zovitzki Syndrome. He walks just as we learned in class."
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> Since they couldn't agree they decided to ask the old man. They approached the old man and one of the students said to him: "We're medical students and couldn't help but notice the way you walk, but we couldn't agree on the syndrome you might have. Could you tell us what it is?"
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> The old man said: "I'll tell you, but first you have to tell me what you think."
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> One of the students said: "I think it's Petry Syndrome."
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> The old man said: "You thought.......... but you're wrong."
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> Then the other student said: "I think you have Zovitzki Syndrome."
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> The old man said: "You thought......... but you're wrong.
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> So they asked him: "Well, what do you have?"
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> And the old man said: "I thought it was gas........... but I was wrong."
THAT's ME TO THE LEFT JUST 5 MONTHS FROM NOW!!!!!!!!

Never be afraid to try something new.
Amateurs built the ark,
Professionals built the Titanic

buzzbee

HAHAHAHAHA :lol:
Good one Ted

pdmattox


Cindi

Ted, haa, haa, yep, gotta make ya wanna laugh.  Wonderful day, greatest of life.  Cindi
There are strange things done in the midnight sun by the men who moil for gold.  The Arctic trails have their secret tales that would make your blood run cold.  The Northern Lights have seen queer sights, but the queerest they ever did see, what the night on the marge of Lake Lebarge, I cremated Sam McGee.  Robert Service