One for Beth

[BigRog]

Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had
given  their new wives duties. The first man had married a
woman from Alabama, and  bragged that he had told his wife
she was going to do all the dishes and  house cleaning that
needed done at their house. He said that it took a couple
days but on the third day he came home to a clean house and
the dishes were  all washed and put away.

The second man had married a woman from  Florida. He bragged
that he had given his wife orders that she was to do all
the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. He told them that the
first day he  didn't see any results, but the next day it
was better. By the third day, his  house was clean, the
dishes were done, and he had a huge dinner on the  table.

The third man had married a Georgia girl. He boasted
that he told her that her duties were to keep the house
cleaned, dishes  washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot
meals on the table for every meal.  He said the first day he
didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see  anything,
but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and
he  could see a little out of his left eye. Enough to fix
himself a bite to eat,  load the dishwasher, and telephone a
landscaper.

Got to love  them Georgia girls!

[Beth Kirkley]

LOL Good one Roger. :)

I have to say, that is how Georgia girls are. And sadly, the poor men here (many of them anyway) aren't bright enough to do anything about it.

But...... thank God I'm from Colorado (sweet, polite, animal & outdoors lover)....... this is all a benefit for Chad. I'm not much of a cook though, nor the greatest house keeper. Colorado girls are good at things like - cutting down trees, "blazing" a trail, campfires & outdoor cooking - or any work outdoors. Chad's from Naples, Florida and mostly raised by his mom - he's polite, caring, and cooks very well - but not AT ALL a wimp. So all together we work well. He cooks and fixes everything electrical or mechanical. I do the lawn mowing, help him with heavy yard work, and take care of the animals. We have kids for the rest of the slave labor. :)

These Georgia girls can be REAL scary. Would you mess with a woman who weighs 300 pounds or more (from eating fat-back, deep fried gizzards, and chitlins) and who can swear worse than any sailor? :) Not many of the husbands here try.

Common picture of a Georgia family: One large wife who no one wants to mess with, a couple roly poly bratty kids, and one thin and terrified husband. LOL seriously. :)

Beth

[BigRog]

And I don't live in GA why?