Maxine's

[DayValleyDahlias]

1. Jim Baker and Jimmy Swaggert have written
    An impressive new book.   It's called
   "Ministers Do More Than Lay People."


2. Transvestite: A guy who likes to eat, drink
    And be Mary.

3. The difference between the Pope and
    Your boss,  the Pope  only expects you
    To kiss his ring.


 
5. The only time the world beats a path to
    Your door is if  you're in  the bathroom.


6. I hate sex in the movies. Tried it once.
    The seat folded up, the drink spilled and
    That ice, well, it really chilled  the mood.


7. It used to be only death and taxes
    Were inevitable Now, of course, there's
    Shipping and handling, too.


8.. A husband is someone who, after taking
     The trash out, gives the impression that
     He just cleaned the whole house.




10. A blonde said, "I was worried that my
       Mechanic might try to rip me off.
      I was relieved when he told me all
      I needed  was turn signal fluid."


11. Definition of a teenager?
       God's punishment...for enjoying sex.     
       
12. As you slide down the banister of life, may
                The splinters never point the wrong way

[annette]

Very funny!!!  #8 really sounds like my hubby.

[buzzbeejr]

# 11's just mean  :-D :-D

[annette]

Don't take it personally Hee! Hee!