Mr American

Started by 1reb, March 02, 2009, 09:06:34 PM

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1reb

A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, "Thank you Mr. American for letting me into this country, giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and a free education!"

The passerby says, "You are mistaken, I am a Mexican."

The man goes on and encounters another passerby. "Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America ."
The person says, "I not American, I Vietnamese."

The new arrival walks farther, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand, and says,"Thank you for wonderful America !"   

That person puts up his hand and says, "I am from Middle East .  I am
not American."

He finally sees a nice lady and asks, "Are you an American?"
She says, "No, I am from Africa ."   

Puzzled, he asks her, "Where are all the Americans?"
The African lady checks her watch and says, "Probably at work."
 

Kathyp

The people the people are the rightful masters of both congresses and courts not to overthrow the Constitution, but to overthrow the men who pervert it.

Abraham  Lincoln
Speech in Kansas, December 1859

Keith13

HAHAHAHAHAHa
:lau: :lau:

Keith

TwT

i like that one  :lau:
THAT's ME TO THE LEFT JUST 5 MONTHS FROM NOW!!!!!!!!

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Amateurs built the ark,
Professionals built the Titanic

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irerob

  Agreed super is almost to true to be funny  :-P
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cundald

It's a shame but it true. :(

Cundald
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BjornBee

I think I have been infiltrated by "PC" over the years. I laughed, and then thought..."that's not supposed to be funny"...then laughed some more...then thought " Well, it's not everyone"....then laughed some more...... :-D
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