Humor or just sad reality of getting old?

[BjornBee]

When someone says "Hey, did you hear, Mandy Moore got engaged?" There are a couple responses....

Twenty year old..."Dang, now I have to change out my poster"  :evil:

Forty year old...."Who's Cares?"   :?

Sixty year old... "Who's that?"    :idunno:

Eighty year old..."What did you say?"    :brian:

[JP]

Hey Mike, we said Mandy Moore got engaged. WE SAID, MANDY MOORE GOT ENGAGED! OH, NEVER MIND!


...JP :devilbanana:

[BjornBee]

Hey Mike, we said Mandy Moore got engaged. WE SAID, MANDY MOORE GOT ENGAGED! OH, NEVER MIND!


...JP :devilbanana:

Oh, I'm sorry. I wasn't listening. I was changing my poster.. :-D

[TwT]

OLE GEEZERS!!!!!!!!!
Who is Mandy Moore anyway????  :? and im only in my 40's  ;)

[BjornBee]

OLE GEEZERS!!!!!!!!!
Who is Mandy Moore anyway????  :? and im only in my 40's  ;)

Come on Ted, I thought you were 70 something. Wait a minute, maybe I was thinking about iddee...  :lau:

[iddee]

19 when I wake up, 132 by the end of the day.   :-P

So Mandy's getting married. So what? She says it won't stop our rendezvous.   :-D

[BjornBee]

19 when I wake up, 132 by the end of the day.   :-P

So Mandy's getting married. So what? She says it won't stop our rendezvous.   :-D

Yeah right! My wife said nothing would change either....but we know how marriage changes things.... :roll:

[Jerrymac]

You mean this Mandy Moore?

[BjornBee]

Jerry,
After Googling and asking my wife, I would say yes. The whole "Mandy got engaged" was off the cover a magazine, and I honestly knew little about her and just thought up the original post. What she is famous for, I have no clue.

[JP]

Yeah, right Mike. You know you're a fan, just admit it! Maybe not the same magnitude as Jerry but a fan nonetheless.

Hey after seeing her picture, I'm a fan too! Just kidding, she's a little too young. She is a striking young thing though isn't she now?


...JP

[BjornBee]

You don't stop playing because you get old. You get old because you stopped playing... :-D

[Natalie]

So I say to my daughter just now, hey Mandy Moore got married and she said " yeah to some old guy"
so how old is this guy like 25?  :)

[JP]

So I say to my daughter just now, hey Mandy Moore got married and she said " yeah to some old guy"
so how old is this guy like 25?  :)

Yeah, probably some guy Bjorn's age! :-D


...JP

[BjornBee]

So I say to my daughter just now, hey Mandy Moore got married and she said " yeah to some old guy"
so how old is this guy like 25?  :)

Yeah, probably some guy Bjorn's age! :-D


...JP

Could be...but of course lacking my charm, wit or handsome good looks!

Out of curiosity...how old do you think I am?

[JP]

Well, Bjorn, your posts are full of information that take up many, many pages. You have to be at least 70. My guess would be 90, 91?


...JP :-D

[Irwin]

Well, Bjorn, your posts are full of information that take up many, many pages. You have to be at least 70. My guess would be 90, 91?


...JP :-D

:whip: :-D

[Jerrymac]

Hey after seeing her picture, I'm a fan too! Just kidding, she's a little too young.

Now we know JP is a young man. Only a young guy would say such foolish things.  :-D

I may have been on this earth 55 years come next month but I'm still in my teens.

Excuse me while I go take my pills.  

Giddy up :deadhorse:

[BjornBee]

When I stop laughing, I'm sure I'll have a comeback.....  :lau:

[JP]

Bjorn, when you're old it takes a while to process things (that's what Brian says) when you're done, come on back in.


...JP ;)

[BjornBee]

My kids are 5, 4, and 4....making me, without a picture of course to prove it, about 29.  :roll: