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[beecanbee]

Four elderly Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee.

The first Catholic man tells his friends, 'My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father''.

The second Catholic man chirps, 'My son is a bishop. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Grace''.

The third Catholic gent says, 'My son is a cardinal. When he enters a room everyone says 'Your Eminence''.

The fourth Catholic man chirps, 'My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness''.

Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, 'Well...?'

She replies, 'I have a beautiful daughter. She is slim, tall, has long hair, and measures 36-24-36.  And when she walks into a room, people say, ......."OH GOD"

[RayMarler]

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[JP]

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...jp

[beee farmer]

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