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October 04, 2009, 08:55:14 PM

Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement village were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says, "Slim, I'm 83 years old now and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my age. How do you feel?"

Slim says, "I feel just like a new-born baby."

"Really? Like a new-born baby?"

"Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants."
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October 04, 2009, 11:53:53 PM
LOL
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