Tiny

[Burl]

  A man with a newt on his shoulder goes into a cafe' .  The waitress asks him " What will you have ? " .  The man answers " I'll have a glass of milk , and bring a glass of water for my friend " Tiny" here ( pointing to the newt on his shoulder )" .  The waitress asks " Why do you call him "Tiny" ? "    " Oh" , the man replies ,  "because he's MY NEWT " .                 ---Burl---

[irerob]

BOOOOOO !!!!! :roll:

[buzzbee]

 :)