Visiting a rural farm

Started by beee farmer, May 21, 2010, 01:21:49 AM

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beee farmer

Rush Limbaugh and his chauffeur were out driving in the country and accidentally hit and killed a pig that had wandered out on a country road. Limbaugh told the chauffeur to drive up to the farm and apologize to the farmer.

They drove up to the farm, the chauffeur got out and knocked on the front door and was let in. He was in there for what seemed like hours. When the chauffeur came out, Limbaugh was confused about why his driver had been in there so long.

"Well, first the farmer shook my hand, then he offered me a beer, then his wife brought me some cookies, and his daughter showered me with kisses." explained the driver.

"What did you tell the farmer?" Limbaugh asked.

The chauffeur replied, "I told him I was Rush Limbaugh's driver and I'd just killed the pig."
"Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain and most fools do"  Benjamin Franklin

Kathyp

The people the people are the rightful masters of both congresses and courts not to overthrow the Constitution, but to overthrow the men who pervert it.

Abraham  Lincoln
Speech in Kansas, December 1859

iddee

It came out a few years ago as Hilary Clinton. Why did you change it to Rush?  :?
"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"

*Shel Silverstein*

AllenF


beee farmer

Thats the way I saw it first... iffin I was gonna change it ...... well best not to
"Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain and most fools do"  Benjamin Franklin

Irwin

It should have been Obama :-D
Fight organized crime!  Re-elect no one.

luvin honey

The pedigree of honey
Does not concern the bee;
A clover, any time, to him
Is aristocracy.
---Emily Dickinson