Health Care

[iddee]

After the eighty-three year old lady finished her annual

physical examination, the doctor said,

"You are in fine shape for your age, Mrs. Mallory,

but tell me, do you still have intercourse?" 

"Just a minute, I'll have to ask my husband," she said..
She stepped out into the crowded reception room

and yelled out loud: "Henry, do we still have intercourse?"

And there was a hush

   
You could hear a pin drop.

Henry answered impatiently,

"If I told you once, Irma,

I told you a hundred times...

What we have is...


Blue Cross!"

[AllenF]

That time is coming for all of us...........hopefully.

[philinacoma]

I'm afraid, I've missed something there. What is blue cross?

[iddee]

A medical insurance company.