Hey, BJ, is this one any better?

Started by iddee, January 10, 2011, 12:01:10 PM

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iddee

                  It was a tough year, but I made it !!!



            But not everyone is as lucky as I am.......
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            The economy is so bad that I got a pre-declined credit card in
the mail.
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            I ordered a burger at McDonald's, and the kid behind the counter
asked,  "Can you afford fries with that?"
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            CEO's are now playing miniature golf..
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            If the bank returns your check marked  "Insufficient Funds," you
have to call them and ask if they mean you or them .
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            Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.
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            McDonald's is selling the 1/4  'ouncer'.
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            Parents in  Beverly Hills and Malibu are firing their nannies
and learning their children's names.
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            A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico .
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            Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.
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            Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.
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            The Mafia is laying off judges.
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            BP Oil laid off 25 Congressmen.
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            Congress says they are looking into the Bernard Madoff scandal.
Oh Great!!   The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by
the people who made $1.5 Trillion disappear!
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            And, finally...
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            I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars,
jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, and our bleak future,
that I called the Suicide Lifeline and was connected to a call center in
Pakistan .   When I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and
asked if I could drive a truck.
"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"

*Shel Silverstein*

AllenF

My side is now hurting from laughing.

BjornBee

If your asking me, and wanting me to compare it to "funnies" in which symbolic overtones of killing gays are made, or your use of the term queers, then I would have to say...yes.

Although if you had to ask me that, I'm not sure if it matters......  :roll:

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iddee

"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"

*Shel Silverstein*