Boy! Ain't this the truth!

iddee · January 28, 2011, 11:42:29 AM

Boy! Ain't this the truth!

Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide. Lets have a look at the evidence: ??- No Christmas?- No television?- No nude women?- No football?- No pork chops?- No hot dogs?- No burgers?- No beer?- No bacon?- Rags for clothes?- Towels for hats? Constant wailing from some idiot in a tower?- More than one wife?- More than one mother in law?- You can't shave?- Your wife can't shave?- You can't wash off the smell of donkey?- You wipe your ass with your hand?- You cook over burning camel bleep?- Your wife is picked by someone else?- Your wife smells worse than your donkey ?? Then they tell you that "when you die, it all gets better"?? No sh%%.. Sherlock!.... It's not like it could get much worse

Humanbeeing · January 28, 2011, 03:32:34 PM

No, it is not the truth. Islam is not our enemy. By spreading this kind of propaganda, you play right into the hands of our real enemy. Take a deeper look at what is really going on.

Kathyp · January 28, 2011, 03:42:53 PM

hmmmm it clearly says "terrorist". and, it's in the humor section. lighten up.

iddee · January 28, 2011, 03:54:22 PM

Kathy, he's on a mission for his people. He wants to help them complete the destruction of America. He's not going to lighten up.

Kathyp · January 28, 2011, 04:00:08 PM

ok, well no more blonde jokes or redneck jokes. my feelings might be hurt. :'(

Humanbeeing · January 28, 2011, 05:42:20 PM

Actually, I'm a white, American, Christian. Not a Christain Zionist. There is a difference, but then why concern ourselves with details? Even though the Devil is in the details.

iddee · January 28, 2011, 06:24:01 PM

White, maybe. Christian, maybe. American? By birth, possibly. By heart, That's debatable.

Kathyp · January 28, 2011, 07:07:13 PM

i will relent on the dumb blonde jokes because i fail to see how being a white, Christian (not Zionist), has to do with anything. it's like 1/2 the conversation is missing...

wd · January 28, 2011, 07:15:39 PM

Quote from: kathyp on January 28, 2011, 04:00:08 PM
ok, well no more blonde jokes or redneck jokes. my feelings might be hurt. :'(

hmm, I was just about to say "you've always sounded as though you were past the blond and redneck phase.. silly me" but you pulled the rug out of that.. no further comment

Kathyp · January 28, 2011, 07:20:46 PM

Still a redneck but the blonde gave way to gray long ago. :)

AllenF · January 28, 2011, 09:24:03 PM

What no more gray redneck jokes?

Irwin · January 29, 2011, 12:32:41 PM

Did you hear the JOKE about two blond Redneck's that were gay. And one had a christian father and one that had a musslim father that hated gay spider's. :evil: :evil: :-P

Irwin · January 29, 2011, 02:48:35 PM

Quote from: wd on January 28, 2011, 07:15:39 PM
Quote from: kathyp on January 28, 2011, 04:00:08 PM
ok, well no more blonde jokes or redneck jokes. my feelings might be hurt. :'(

hmm, I was just about to say "you've always sounded as though you were past the blond and redneck phase.. silly me" but you pulled the rug out of that.. no further comment

What's this a hit and run :-D

Jerrymac · January 29, 2011, 04:04:37 PM

Quote from: Irwin on January 29, 2011, 12:32:41 PM
Did you hear the JOKE about two blond Redneck's that were gay. And one had a christian father and one that had a musslim father that hated gay spider's. :evil: :evil: :-P

Mentos Rainbow Spider Commercial HD

AllenF · January 29, 2011, 04:26:59 PM

:lau:

hardwood · January 29, 2011, 09:34:31 PM

X:X

hankdog1 · January 31, 2011, 02:48:02 AM

you forgot to add the only options on your mode of transportation are one hump or two :-D no AC has gotta stink

BjornBee · January 31, 2011, 07:50:58 AM

I think more than myself has come to the conclusion that the "humor" forum, is really a place for racist, bigot, and hate comments....disguised as humor.

Sorry kathy...I really don't think using the term "terrorist" really makes a difference. Muslim....Muslim terrorist, terrorist.....I think the mindset for some is the same for anybody Muslim. The rationalization is weak at best to slice it thin enough to suggest the "humor" is only directed at "terrorists. I've heard the same comments without the "terrorist" label. So at least sometime in the past this was told and someone said something objecting to it. So give some guy credit for adding "terrorist" and trying to rationalize and justify his "humor".

Blacks one day, gays the next,...then on to Muslims. And to suggest that this is the same as a dumb blond joke is........a joke!

Anybody who is anybody has heard the opening "humor" many times over. So it lost it's punch line and "humor" long ago. Making those that keep running around posting it, perhaps a bit more focused on other messages, instead of the "humor" they pretend to innocently be spreading. People are not idiots. They see hatred disguised as humor for what it is.

The title is not "Boy, Ain't this funny!"...it's called "Boy! Ain't this the truth". :roll:

Oh well. This is what this forum has come too. I hope nobody has a problem with my little "humor" this morning..... :roll:

iddee · January 31, 2011, 12:34:03 PM

All posters are liars except me and you, and sometimes I wonder about you. :-P

Kathyp · January 31, 2011, 01:41:05 PM

QuoteAnd to suggest that this is the same as a dumb blond joke is

i'm so disappointed that you think it's ok to make fun of dumb blondes :-(. they can't help it. even those who choose to go blonde, do so because they know that's the category they belong in. making fun of them is just...wrong! this is especially true since, to my knowledge, no dumb blonde has ever blown anything up, or chopped off anyones head. i could be wrong about this as the dumb blonde might have accidental injured herself.....
it's probably also fair to say that there are blondes who are not dumb. it's hard to find them as they usually don't speak up, but i know they are there. if they were not, there would be so many dumb incidents, we would not be able to keep track of all of them.