Harry Reid's New Car

Started by iddee, January 29, 2011, 09:26:23 PM

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Subject: Harry Reid's New Car
   GOOD OLE HARRY REID........WHERE'S BONNIE AND CLYDE WHEN WE NEED THEM?


              New car for Senator Reid
             Sen. Reid goes to a local GM dealer in Washington, D.C. with
the intention of buying a brand new vehicle.  Harry looks
around and finds one he likes.  After going back and forth
with the salesman, Harry settles on a price of $45,000.

        Harry and the salesman go back to the office to complete the
paperwork. Harry works out a 4-year payment plan, and signs on the
bottom line.  The salesman shakes Harry's hand and says, "Thanks
Senator Reid, the car will be ready for pickup in 4 years."

        Harry says, "What are you talking about?  Where are the keys to my
new car?"


             The salesman replies, "No, you don't understand Senator. You
make payments for 4 years... THEN we give you the car.  You
know, just like your health plan".

             Harry, with a choking voice, says to the salesman, "But
that's not fair".

             And the salesman says, "No S---"

P/S   And if Nancy bought a car she could look to see what came on it after she payed for it. also like the health plan.

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phil c

AMC cars, Jeeps, Mineapolis Moline Tractors, Bees, More stuff than I have time to play with

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Brian D. Bray

Now, if we could only get Nancy to understand the concept.
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