They have Eggs ?

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dING

March 14, 2011, 07:06:43 PM
A wife asks her husband:

"Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get 6!"

A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.
The wife asks him, "Why the hell did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"

He replied, "They had eggs."
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hardwood

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March 14, 2011, 07:08:40 PM
 :lau:
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Kathyp

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March 14, 2011, 07:10:10 PM
 :-D

reminds me of another i just heard.  have to post it later.

gotta love those husbands!!  :evil:
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Jerrymac

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March 14, 2011, 07:26:58 PM
Why did she want six eggs

Or was it six dozen eggs?

I think the guy got it right and she changed her mind..... Just like a woman.   :roll:
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AllenF

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March 14, 2011, 11:18:03 PM
 :lau:

iddee

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March 14, 2011, 11:33:51 PM
Why did you have to go telling on me? Now the whole forum will be laughing at me.
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