getting ready for alligator season

[schawee]

well,its getting close to gator season and its time to start getting everything ready .jp needs to heal up and i will have one or two special guess coming to hunt with us.just to get fired up ,here's a pic of the biggest gator i ever caught.    
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[D Semple]

Dang schawee that's a monster. And to think somebody was crazy enough to steal hives from you  :shock:. You need to post that picture up by your apiaries.

No wonder JP is always worried about whether today he is a special friend or just a true friend .  :-D

Is the tail meat still good on a gator that big?

Don

[Kathyp]

swamp people.  if i come work, will you make some more of that stuff you made for bud3?  i can shoot and i can drive a boat  ;)

[Irwin]

How long was it.

[schawee]

don, the meat on a gator is great .big or small ,fat or skinny its all good.if its cleaned and cooked right it will be tasty and tender.if not ,it will have a bad taste and will be tough.kathy its not shoot its choot :-D irwin this one was 12'6"        ........schawee

[REDBEE]

Shoot em Kathy--- Shoot em :-D

[iddee]

I think he drank too much water....................................
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A koala was sitting in a gum tree smoking a joint

When a little lizard walked past, looked up and said, 'Hey Koala! What are you doing?'
 
 
 
 


The koala said, 'Smoking a joint, come up and have some.'
 
 
 


So the little lizard climbed up and sat next to the koala where they enjoyed a few hits.   After a while the little lizard said that his mouth was 'dry' and that he was going to get a drink from the river.
 
 




The little lizard was so stoned that he leaned over too far and fell into the river. A crocodile saw this and swam over to the little lizard and helped him to the side. Then he asked the little lizard, 'What's the matter with you?'

The little lizard explained to the crocodile that he had been sitting with the koala in the tree, smoking a joint, but got too stoned and fell into the river while taking a drink...

The crocodile said that he had to check this out and walked into the rain forest, found the tree where the koala was sitting finishing a joint. The crocodile looked up and said,


'Hey you!'

 
 
So the koala looked down at him and said,

'Shiiiiiiiiiiit dude...
How much water did you drink?

 

[schawee]

 :lau: :lau: :lau: :lau:

[JP]

That's a good one Schawee, definitely need a bigger boat!  :-D

Good one Iddee!  :-D


...JP

[jayj200]

almost like you know how to tell a joke