Confucius on Master Key

Started by Sparky, December 22, 2011, 06:39:15 PM

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Sparky

 
Woman asks: If I sleep with three men, everyone calls me a bleep. But when a man sleeps with ten women, every one calls him a real man. How come . . . ???
Confucius replies:  "It's very simple. When one lock can be opened by three different keys, it's a bad lock. But when one key can open ten different locks, we call it a MASTER KEY ...."   



 


Larry Bees


beehave

The King of Siam, explaining his many wives and concubines to Anna.

"For a bee to go from blossom to blossom,
Is as natural as can be.
But a blossom should never, ever go
From bee to bee to bee."

beee farmer

"Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain and most fools do"  Benjamin Franklin

Irwin

Fight organized crime!  Re-elect no one.

Kathyp

there is a leaky testosterone vessel around here somewhere!   :evil:
The people the people are the rightful masters of both congresses and courts not to overthrow the Constitution, but to overthrow the men who pervert it.

Abraham  Lincoln
Speech in Kansas, December 1859