True Love

Started by iddee, May 02, 2012, 11:10:14 PM

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iddee

May 02, 2012, 11:10:14 PM
John was on his deathbed and gasped pitifully, "Give me one last request, dear," he said.
"Of course, John," his wife said softly.
"Six months after I die," he said, "I want you to marry Bob."
"But I thought you hated Bob," she said..
With his last breath John said, "I do!"
"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"

*Shel Silverstein*

AllenF

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May 02, 2012, 11:11:37 PM
 :lau:

beee farmer

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May 02, 2012, 11:46:25 PM
The funniest jokes are always based in truth
"Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain and most fools do"  Benjamin Franklin

D Semple

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May 03, 2012, 11:32:07 AM
Man, I'm going to save that one for my deathbed, too funny

iddee

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May 03, 2012, 03:30:43 PM
Which won't be long coming if your wife reads this thread.  :whip: :lau:
"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"

*Shel Silverstein*
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