The Cell Phone

[Riggs]

After a very busy day, a commuter settled down in her seat and closed her eyes as the train departed Montreal for Hudson .

As the train rolled out of the station, the guy sitting next to her pulled out his cell phone and started talking in a loud voice: "Hi sweetheart it's Eric, I'm on the train – yes, I know it's the six thirty and not the four thirty but I had a long meeting – no, honey, not with that floozie from the accounts office, with the boss. No sweetheart, you're the only one in my life – yes, I'm sure, cross my heart" etc., etc.

Fifteen minutes later, he was still talking loudly , when the young woman sitting next to him, who was obviously angered by his continuous diatribe, yelled at the top of her voice: "Hey, Eric, turn that stupid phone off and come back to bed!"  :evil:

Eric doesn't use his cell phone in public any longer. :-D

[AllenF]

 :-D

[tefer2]

 :-D

[iddee]

That'll lern'im, dern'im.   :-D