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bcooper

October 11, 2012, 06:22:10 PM
A married woman asked her husband if she could get breast implants.
He told her to wipe tissue paper between her breast for a few weeks and her breast would get bigger.
After several weeks of doing this, she complained that it didn't work.
He said that is strange, IT SURE WORKED ON YOUR BUTT!


Larry Bees

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October 11, 2012, 08:44:59 PM
 :lau: :lau: :lau:

I think that I would have bought her the breast implants---They have to be cheaper than a divorce lawyer !  :-D

Larry

hardwood

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October 11, 2012, 09:02:52 PM
 :-D
"In the first place, we should insist that if the immigrant who comes here in good faith becomes an American and assimilates himself to us, he shall be treated on an exact equality with everyone else, for it is an outrage to discriminate against any such man because of creed, or birthplace, or origin. But this is predicated upon the person's becoming in every facet an American, and nothing but an American...There can be no divided allegiance here. Any man who says he is an American, but something else also, isn't an American at all. We have room for but one flag, the American flag...We have room for but one language here, and that is the English language...And we have room for but one sole loyalty and that is a loyalty to the American people."

Theodore Roosevelt 1907

AllenF

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October 11, 2012, 09:04:16 PM
 :-D

tefer2

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October 15, 2012, 02:08:26 PM
 :-D

jredburn

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October 19, 2012, 04:47:15 PM
Thats when the fight started
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