Another man gone

Started by iddee, May 22, 2013, 11:17:43 PM

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iddee

May 22, 2013, 11:17:43 PM
Husband takes the wife to a disco.

There's a guy on the dance floor living it large - break dancing, moon

walking, back flips, the works.

The wife turns to her husband and says: "See that guy?

25 years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down."

Husband says:

"Looks like he's still celebrating!!!

"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"

*Shel Silverstein*

tefer2

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May 23, 2013, 09:53:57 AM
 X:X

BeeMaster2

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May 23, 2013, 01:31:19 PM
 :lau:
Democracy is 2 wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well armed lamb contesting the vote.
Ben Franklin

edward

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May 23, 2013, 05:29:09 PM
 :pinkelephant:

My husband and I were sitting at a table at my 20th anniversary secondary school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken man swigging his drink, as he sat alone at a nearby table.

My husband asked: "Do you know him?"

"Yes," I sighed. "He's my old boyfriend.
I understand he started drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear he hasn't been sober since."



"My God!" says my husband.

"Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?"   :cheer:  :pinkelephant:
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