The Parrot/ My Dad

[itsme]

THIS IS AN OLD ONE, BUT STILL GOOD FOR A LAUGH!!


                            I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 66).

                            We decided to grab a bite at the food court.

                            I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him.

                            The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors - green, red,
                            orange, and blue.

                            My dad kept staring at her.

                            The teenager kept looking and would find my dad staring every time.

                            When the teenager had enough, she sarcastically asked:
                            "What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?"

                            Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not
                            choke on his response; I knew he would have a good one!

                            In classic style he responded without batting an eyelid ....

                            "Got drunk once and had sex with a parrot. I was just wondering if
                            you might be my kid."

[tefer2]

Ha Ha Ha, X:X

[edward]

muhahaha :-D

[Joe D]

Yep, still funny




Joe

[rwlaw]

Might be old but new to me, good one

[iddee]

Nope, it's new. The old one was a peacock.