I don’t write em, I just forward em.---

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iddee

 

Early one Spring morning, an elderly retired gentleman yelled to his wife,"Honey! Come see what I created! It's an abstract panorama depicting the five years of the Obama presidency!"

She yelled back, "Flush the toilet and come eat your breakfast.
"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"

*Shel Silverstein*

Moots

:lau: NICE!  As always...All good humor is rooted in the truth!  :-D

JPinMO

<snickering>
Oh, my gracious, iddee; you are just tooooo much!


"Anyone who doesn't take truth seriously in small matters
cannot be trusted in large ones either."  Albert Einstein

OldMech

39 Hives and growing.  Havent found the end of the comfort zone yet.