Marriage

[iddee]

Tim decided to tie the knot with Sue, his long time girlfriend.

One evening, after their honeymoon, he was in his work room assembling some shell reloads for his planned upcoming hunt.

Sue was standing there at the bench.

After a long period of silence she finally spoke.

"Honey, I've been thinking, now that we are married I think it's time you quit hunting, shooting, handloading ammo, and fishing.

She continued, "Maybe you should sell your guns and boat too.

Tim got this horrified look on his face.

Sue then said, "Darling, what's wrong?"

Tim replied, "There for a minute you were sounding like my ex-wife."

"Ex wife!" Sue screamed, "I didn't know you were married before!"

"I wasn't."

[OldMech]

   NICE!

[JPinMO]

Yep, the only way you can change a man is if he's in diapers.