Funny?? or too close to truth?

[iddee]

My Building Permit:
Some have asked what I've been doing in retirement.  Well, I applied for a building permit for a new house.
It was going to be 100 ft tall and 400 ft wide, with 12 gun turrets at various heights, and windows all over the place and a loud outside entertainment sound system.  It would have parking for 200 cars, and I was going to paint it snot green with pink trim.  The City Council told me; "Forget it...AIN'T GONNA HAPPEN!"  So, I sent in the application again, but this time I called it a 'Mosque'.  Work starts on Monday.
I love this country.  It's the government that scares me.

[AllenF]

Wait until the arborist inspector shuts you down for not have your tree plan the way he wants........ That's big city government 

[BlueBee]

No, that's small government and they are a much bigger pain in the butt than the Feds.  I can't even cut down a stinkin tree without getting approval from the city first.  We have a forest commission that determines these things in my little city of 5000!

[BeeMaster2]

If that tree just happens to die, for what ever reason... they will be demanding you take it down to protect your neighbors.
:-D
Jim