How to tell the sex of a fly

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May 20, 2014, 03:54:43 PM

How to Tell the Sex of a Fly


A woman walked into the kitchen to find her
Husband stalking around with a fly swatter


"What are you doing?"
She asked.


"Hunting Flies"
He responded.




"Oh. ! Killing any?"
She asked.


"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.


Intrigued, she asked.
"How can you tell them apart?"


He responded,

"3 were on a beer can,
2 were on the phone.
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May 30, 2014, 10:36:33 AM
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May 30, 2014, 01:27:29 PM
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May 31, 2014, 08:53:35 AM
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