Sunday Paper

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GSF

July 29, 2014, 10:31:24 PM
"WHERE IS MY SUNDAY PAPER?!"


The irate customer calling the newspaper office loudly demanded to know where her Sunday edition was.

"Madam", said the newspaper employee, "today is Saturday. The Sunday paper is not delivered until tomorrow, on SUNDAY". There was quite a long pause on the other end of the phone, followed by a ray of recognition as she was heard to mutter...





"Well, crap, that explains why no one was at church either."
When the law no longer protects you from the corrupt, but protects the corrupt from you - then you know your nation is doomed.

BeeMaster2

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July 30, 2014, 12:08:47 AM
 :-D
Democracy is 2 wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well armed lamb contesting the vote.
Ben Franklin

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July 30, 2014, 02:26:56 AM
:-D

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July 30, 2014, 08:07:18 AM
 :-D

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July 30, 2014, 08:26:41 AM
 :-D
"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"

*Shel Silverstein*

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July 30, 2014, 11:33:04 PM
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"Character is doing the right thing when nobody's looking." J. C. Watts
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