Jewish Holiday

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GSF

February 17, 2015, 09:29:55 PM


Obama, not feeling well and concerned about his mortality, goes to consult a Psychic about the date of his death.

Closing her eyes and silently reaching into the realm of the future she finds the answer: ?You will die on a Jewish holiday.?

?Which one?'? Obama asks nervously.

?It doesn?t matter.? replied the psychic. ?Whenever you die, it?ll be a Jewish holiday.?
When the law no longer protects you from the corrupt, but protects the corrupt from you - then you know your nation is doomed.

BeeMaster2

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February 18, 2015, 04:45:01 AM
 :grin:
Democracy is 2 wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well armed lamb contesting the vote.
Ben Franklin

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February 18, 2015, 09:50:11 PM
 :cool:
"Character is doing the right thing when nobody's looking." J. C. Watts

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February 18, 2015, 10:44:27 PM
Best laugh of the day, thanks.
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