Two terrorists

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Two terrorists are in a locker room taking a shower after their
bomb making class, when one notices   the other
has a huge cork stuck in his butt. "If you do not mind
me saying,"   said the second terrorist
"that cork looks very uncomfortable. Why do you
not   take it out?"
"I regret I cannot," 
lamented the first terrorist. "It is permanently
stuck  in my  butt."   "I do
not   understand," said the
other.
The first terrorist says,   "I was walking along
the beach and I tripped over an oil lamp. There
was   a puff of smoke, and then a huge old man in
an American flag with a white   beard and top hat
came boiling out. He said, "I am Uncle Sam, the
Genie.  I can grant you one
wish."
I said, "No sxxx?"


Verified by Brian Williams, NBC News anchor, he
was there when it  happened.

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