Lie detector Robot

Started by Switchback, June 25, 2015, 07:31:26 AM

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June 25, 2015, 07:31:26 AM
A man buys a lie detector robot that slaps people who lie. So he decides to try it out at dinner.
DAD: Son, where were you today during school?
SON: At school *robot slaps son*
SON: Ok, I went to the movies.
DAD: Which one?
SON: Toy Story *robot slaps son again*
SON: Ok, it was A Day with a Porn Star.
DAD: WHAT?! When I was your age, I didn't even know what porn was. *Robot slaps dad*
MOM: HAHA!! After all he is your son, *Robot slaps mom*
"Character is doing the right thing when nobody's looking." J. C. Watts

Dallasbeek

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June 25, 2015, 09:34:51 AM
 :grin:
"Liberty lives in the hearts of men and women; when it dies there, no constitution, no laws, no court can save it." - Judge Learned Hand, 1944

BeeMaster2

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June 25, 2015, 08:19:27 PM
 :grin:
Democracy is 2 wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well armed lamb contesting the vote.
Ben Franklin

mikecva

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June 26, 2015, 12:20:34 PM
 :rolleyes: :grin: :cheesy:
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