Quotes to remember

[Groundhawg]

Quotes to remember

I try to find humor in everything.  Except maybe rocks, they are just not very funny.

Handy as a pocket on a shirt.

Skinning a squirrel fast is good, doing it with out leaving any hairs on is even better.

Notes on mules ? off mule is away from the driver. Near (neigh) is closet to the driver.  Gee-right; Haw-left; Whoa-stop; Get-up-go forward.

Like a dog guarding a bone tree.

Mean as a Doberman in a junk yard.

Change directions faster than a greyhound with six legs.

More fun than watching a fight at a flea market.

You are so hot.  Hot as a June bug on the hood of a 57 Chevy. In July.

Slick as a wet catfish.

Lick sweat from a rental bowling shoe.

Sound like thunder and move like lighting.

Sharp a #2 pencil on the first day of school.

See through that like a glass bikini.

Y-you, W-Why, I-In, E-End

Our family is like fudge, Sweet with a few nuts.

[iddee]

""Hot as a June bug on the hood of a 57 Chevy. In July.""

Cold as a witch's left breast.

Cold as a well digger's butt in January.

[gww]

Happy as a three legged dog in a fire hydront factory.
Takes a big dog to weigh a ton.
Back when moby dick was a minnow.
gww

[Michael Bush]

"Might as well, can't dance, and it's too wet to plow..."

[Geoff]

   It?s no good crying over spilt milk; all we can do is bail up another cow.

[Geoff]

  interesting one Michael, do you use a plough to plow ?

[Michael Bush]

> interesting one Michael, do you use a plough to plow ?

It's a "southernism".  My grandpa (who used to plow with mules) used to have a lot of sayings... like:

"I'm so hungry my stomach thinks my throat's been cut"
While sitting on a bench and almost falling off "Ain't no cantle on this saddle"
"He's all hat and no cattle"
"If you haven?t fallen off a horse?then you haven?t been ridin' long enough."
"If wishes were dishes we'd all eat on china plates"
"since heck was a pup"
"finer'n frog hair"
"When he said jump we asked how far on the way up..."
"slow as molasses in January"
"just because a cat has kittens in the oven doesn't make 'em biscuits..."

[BeeMaster2]

I like this one:
"He's all hat and no cattle"
Jim

[Michael Bush]

He also used to say things like "go wash your front feet, it's time to eat"

[Nico]

Don't know if this one will make it:
Like a dark girl's left breast- it's not right and it's not fair.

[divemaster1963]

Cold as a witch's left breast.

In a snow bank up to her neck!

john

[gww]

Welcome to the father the son and the holy ghost, who ever eats the fastest gets the most.

Your tounge is longer then your arm.
gww

[Dabbler]

Caught between a dog and a fire hydrant


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[iddee]

Dinner prayer....

Good bread, good meat.
Gettin' late, let's eat.


Quote from the movie, Thunder Road.

[BeeMaster2]

Here is a dinner prayer that our parish priest said at our house before dinner:
Rub a dub dub, thanks for the grub, yea God.
My mom was floored.
Father said that he heard it from the old parish priest at his first church as a priest.
Jim

[Groundhawg]

Some real good ones.  Keep 'um coming.

[iddee]

Thank you, sir. You are a gentleman and a scholar,and your generosity is exceeded only by your good looks and your grand personality.

[BeeMaster2]

"Thank you, sir. You are a gentleman and a scholar,and your generosity is exceeded only by your good looks and your grand personality."
I used to have a friend in the Navy that said this all the time but he added in "and a horse thief" after scholar.
Jim

[gww]

Tough titty said the kitty but the milks still good.
gww

[iddee]

In polluted purgatory without proper means of locomotion.