Senior love

Started by beecanbee, August 30, 2017, 07:40:15 AM

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beecanbee

An elderly lady was invited to the home of an old friend for dinner one evening. She was impressed by the way her friend preceded every request to her husband with endearing terms such as: Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, etc. The couple had been married almost 70 years and, clearly, they were still very much in love.

While the husband was in the living room, the woman leaned over to her hostess to say, "I think it's wonderful that, after all these years, you still call your husband all those loving names."

The elderly friend hung her head, "I have to tell you the truth,' she said, 'his name slipped my mind about 10 years ago, and I'm scared to death to ask the stupid old butthole what his name is."
"I come from a state that raises corn and cotton and cockleburs and Democrats, and frothy eloquence neither convinces nor satisfies me. I am from Missouri. You have got to show me."  Duncan Vandiver

A boy can do half the work of a man, but two boys do less, and three boys get nothing done at all. :)

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Nico

Had lunch with some seniors recently when one lady remarked
The ladies at the home are giving their husbands Viagra.
It stops them from rolling out of bed

BeeMaster2

Democracy is 2 wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well armed lamb contesting the vote.
Ben Franklin

eltalia

Quote from: Nico on August 30, 2017, 07:06:58 PM
Had lunch with some seniors recently when one lady remarked
The ladies at the home are giving their husbands Viagra.
It stops them from rolling out of bed

Yep... keeps the knots outa the wood :-)

Bill

beecanbee

"I come from a state that raises corn and cotton and cockleburs and Democrats, and frothy eloquence neither convinces nor satisfies me. I am from Missouri. You have got to show me."  Duncan Vandiver

A boy can do half the work of a man, but two boys do less, and three boys get nothing done at all. :)

(False) Patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel.  - Samuel Johnson