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A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.

"Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked.

"Well, I can think of one thing," the cowboy offered.

"On a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota, I came upon a 
gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman.  I
directed  them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. 

So, I approached  the largest and most tattooed biker and
smacked him in the face, kicked his bike over, ripped out
his nose ring, and threw it on the ground.

I yelled, 'Now, back off or I'll kick the bleep out of all of you!'"

St. Peter was impressed, "When did this happen?"

"Just A couple of minutes ago
"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"

*Shel Silverstein*

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