Counting Downunder

[Geoff]

     

   Teacher: "If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two cats, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Seven."

Teacher: "No, listen carefully ... If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?"

Johnny: "Seven."

Teacher: "Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you two apples, and another two apples and another two, how many would you have?"

Johnny: "Six."

Teacher: "Good. Now if I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?"

Johnny: "Seven!"

Teacher: "Johnny, where on earth are you getting seven from?!"



Johnny: "Because I've already got a freaking cat!"

[The15thMember]

Hahaha!   

[Seeb]

good one Geoff!

Some people just have too much time on their hands:
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and, what the world's coming to
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[BeeMaster2]

Cute.