Recipe ! !

Geoff · June 23, 2020, 06:35:39 AM

An elderly, but hardy cattleman from Alice Springs once told a young female neighbour that if she wanted to live a long life, the secret was to sprinkle a pinch of gunpowder on her oatmeal each morning

She did this religiously and lived to the ripe old age of 103. She left behind 14 children, 30 grandchildren, 21 great-grandchildren, five great-great-grandchildren and a 40 foot hole where the Crematorium used to be ! !

iddee · June 23, 2020, 07:10:42 AM

Ben Framed · June 23, 2020, 07:35:26 AM

Well at least she lived a good full life even though she went out with a BANG! lol 😂

BeeMaster2 · June 24, 2020, 07:53:20 AM

Hops Brewster · June 30, 2020, 11:44:56 AM

black powder or smokeless?

Dabbler · July 09, 2020, 04:45:45 PM

Quote from: Hops Brewster on June 30, 2020, 11:44:56 AM
black powder or smokeless?

Must have been smokeless . . . . that smoking will kill you !

BeeMaster2 · July 11, 2020, 10:01:04 AM

Quote from: Hops Brewster on June 30, 2020, 11:44:56 AM
black powder or smokeless?

My great grandfather said to use black power. The funeral director was a friend of his and refused to cremate him.
Jim Altmiller

Ben Framed · July 11, 2020, 10:05:52 AM

Jim anl all, you guy are a trip! Too bad Geoffs funeral man had not been informed of her practices!
I love the clean fun!!!!

Geoff · July 11, 2020, 08:20:54 PM

I got sick of informing them Ben, I've outlived a half dozen of them so far ! ! !