Ok Friends, time for a new clean joke! 🙂

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Hi Folks,

Reports in from Europe: Eating vegan food is the recipe for a healthy, good and long life, says the 4 nutritionists from Norway aged 26-28

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Sal

[CoolBees]

 

[Ben Framed]

Before you become to critical,  consider, they could have accidently got into some gmo (Genetically Modified Organism) veggies!!!       

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Hi Folks,

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Sal

[Ben Framed]

Good one Sal 

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Hi Folks,

Gotta LAUGH!!!

Atlanta councilman running for mayor who voted for 'Defund the Police' measure is dragged down the road and almost killed by kids as young as seven who stole his Mercedes during day.

Please click the link:

https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=atlanta+councilman+car+stolen&&view=detail&mid=31D1D1091E7DE18B023831D1D1091E7DE18B0238&&FORM=VRDGAR&ru=%2Fvideos%2Fsearch%3Fq%3Datlanta%2Bcouncilman%2Bcar%2Bstolen%26FORM%3DHDRSC3

Sal

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Hi Folks,

The kid next door just challenged me to a water fight,

so I decided to post this while I'm waiting for the water to boil.

Sal

[Ben Framed]

Hi Folks,

The kid next door just challenged me to a water fight,

so I decided to post this while I'm waiting for the water to boil.

Sal

Thats rough Sal lol

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Hi Folks,

A little bit of friendly advice that can work for you:

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Sal

[Ben Framed]

Hi Folks,

A little bit of friendly advice that can work for you:

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Sal

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Right Sal !!!    In that case the joke is on us guys! Tell her she is overreacting and get ready for burned biscuits!!  lol 
Try that with your honey!! 

[salvo]

Hi Folks,

A little bit o' culture goes a long way 'round here.

In the Broadway production of Ballyhoo of 1932, Willie Howard (1886-1949) and his brother Eugene Howard (1891-1965) played in a skit where a soap-box orator told some Columbus Circle (New York City) bums about the glories of Communism. *Comes the revolution,* the orator declared, *everyone would live the good life and eat strawberries and cream*.

*I don?t like strawberries and cream!* responded one of his listeners.

*Comes the revolution,* the orator declared, *You?ll eat strawberries and cream?and like it!*

Sal

[Ben Framed]

I was looking as some Si Robertson Jokes and came across this in the comments.  Some of these folks em lol. Take this girl for instance.

"You can't fix stupid, but you can numb it was a 2 by 4." 
Darynda Jones

Goodness Darynda!!!  Woo Wee
She must be one tough gal!

I think she meant with a 2 by 4

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Hi Folks,

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Sal

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COP: Do you mind identifying the body [He puts his hand on my shoulder]. I have to warn you, the body was hacked up pretty bad.

ME: [Tearing up] Yes. That's my brother Reese.

COP: You're sure?

ME: [nodding] Yes. Those are Reese's Pieces

[The15thMember]

COP: Do you mind identifying the body [He puts his hand on my shoulder]. I have to warn you, the body was hacked up pretty bad.

ME: [Tearing up] Yes. That's my brother Reese.

COP: You're sure?

ME: [nodding] Yes. Those are Reese's Pieces

I am laughing shamefully hard at this for how dumb it is! 

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Hi Folks,

A baby's laughter is the best thing in the world,...

Unless it's 3 AM,...

And you're alone in your home,...

And you don't have a baby in the house.....

Sal

[Geoff]

     What?s the difference between coffee and your opinion    ?


                         I asked for coffee !  !

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WIFE: Hon. Go to the corner market and get a carton of milk. If they have eggs, get six.

HUSBAND: On my way, Babe.

Later---

WIFE: Why the heck did you get SIX cartons of milk???

HUSBAND: Well,... they had eggs!

[jimineycricket]

That is so like my wife and I  And she added "every day"

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Hi Folks,

Marie was in the kitchen fiddling around when she hollers out?. ?Boudreaux, you need to go out and fix da outhouse!?

Boudreaux replies, ?Dere ain?t nuthin wrong wid da outhouse.?

Marie yells back, ?Yes dere is; now git out dere and fix it.?

So??.Boudreaux mosies out to the outhouse, looks around and yells back, ?Marie dere ain?t nuthin wrong wid dis outhouse cher! ?

Marie replies, ?Stick yur head in da hole!?

Boudreaux yells back, ?I ain?t stickin my head in dat hole!?

Marie says, ?Ya have to stick yur head in da hole to see what to fix.?

So with that, Boudreaux sticks his head in the hole, looks around and yells back,?Marie ? Dere ain?t nuthin wrong with dis outhouse!?

Marie hollers back, ?Now take your head out of da hole!?

Boudreaux proceeds to pull his head out of the hole, and then starts yelling, ?Marie ? Help! My beard is stuck in da cracks in da toilet seat!?

To which Marie replies, ?Hurts, don?t it??

Sal