True Blue ! !

[Geoff]

       Sheila didn't come home one night.  When Bruce asked her where she'd been she said she spent the night at a girl friend's house.

      Bruce was a bit suspicious she'd been "playing around" so rang her ten closest friends, but none of them had seen her.

     The following week Bruce didn't come home one night. Sheila asks him where he'd been.  So Bruce says he got a bit drunk at a mate's place and thought it was safer not to drive but crash out there.

     Sheila thinks he's been "playing around" so rings his ten best mates. In true Aussie style - eight of them say he spent the night there and two claim he's still there.

[Michael Bush]

lol