It could be you ! !

[Geoff]

           A man is stopped by the police at midnight and asked where he?s going.

         ?I?m on the way to listen to a lecture about the effects of alcohol and drug abuse on the human body.?

         The policeman asks, ?Really? And who?s going to give a lecture at this time of night??


                                                             ?My wife?, he replied.

[BeeMaster2]

Geoff,
Now that you posted this, the police are going to get tired of hearing this answer. 😊
Jim Altmiller

[Geoff]

   I could see it be taken one of two ways  Jim !  !